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ruffiansonships:

This was the greatest moment ever.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via forthesoulsiforsake)

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

(via forthesoulsiforsake)

tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

(Source: pokemon-global-academy, via forthesoulsiforsake)

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

(Source: basedgosh, via ruinedchildhood)

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via gnarly)

powerburial:

ruinedchildhood:

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

yeah that makes sense u fuckin pothead

(via ruinedchildhood)

gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

(via gnarly)

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